Hello, I'm Skibidi Slicers
A world saving organic material
Heath Care
Skibidi Slicers are used in millions of hospitals around the world.
In Stores
You can buy Skibidi Slicers in any retail store and online.
Cost Efective
Skibidi Slicers is cheap and is very useful in every day tasks.
Fart
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Standard
- Only made for betas
- Sold in stores only in Floptrpoica
- CDC approved
- No special items needed
- Used mainly for healtheath purposes
Alpha Pro
- Everything in Standard and...
- Made for Alphas and Betas
- Sold in store and online around the world
- Skibidi Support
- Does not do big stinky
- Online social media use allowed
- No water needed
Enterprise
- Everything in Alpha Pro and...
- Unlimited amount of orders online
- Get access to all modules and features
- Unlimited customization
- 24x7 Skibidi
- Made for Sigmas and Alphas
- Comes with Skibidi Tech 2.0
- No Dylan
- Very Skibidi
About Skibidi Slicers
Skibidi slicers is a all found material that saves lives every day. Found by Steve Wasniak in 1902 our company stole it and made it into something amazing. Skibidi slicers can be found every where today. Like in your home to your workplace. But it always wasnt like that.
This page will take you on the amazing journey step by step on how Skibidi Slicers got here today. Embark on this magnificent story starts back from 1902. To start your journey simply start scrolling down.
Discovery
On the 25 of slay sisters discovered this amazing material and brought it back to there home.
First Touch
The material sat on there workbench for over 3 years until a family member came over with the flu. He decided to explore his house and found Skibidi Slicers, once he touched it he felt young again. He wasn't sick, nor in pain
First Sell
After is family member told him about this they decided to start selling it at a street corner. People didn't believe that this material could save your life. But somebody deiced to buy it as a joke.
Hospitals
After getting his first sell he went to a hospital board presenting it. He tested it on patients and it worked. He sold over 3 million Skibidi Slicers to his local hospitals.
Standardization
After Skibidi Slicers sold to his local hospitals, other hospitals wanted in. Soon over 1 billion hospitals around the world had stock of Skibidi Slicers.
Press Release
After going viral in hospitals people outside hospitals started to talk about it. Eventually it got on the news and that' how we heard about it.
Buying Out
After Skibidi Slicers went viral We decided to make more of it. we had the product now in are warehouses and sold it to billions of people.
Now
Now Skibidi Slicers is a world class leading product. Now sold in stores, it's more accessible than ever.